No Autographs, Please!

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Improv #31

Podcast superstars and best friends Arden Myrin (Will You Accept This Rose?) and Bryan Safi (Attitudes!) are on a mission to KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF, GIRL with this hybrid improv comedy and chat show! Every week they talk hot pop culture gossip, world travel tips (like what the best city dump in the country is) and the cruel world of amateur tennis. Then as sexy singles, they take YOUR real dating stories and improvise them with a fabulous special CELEBRITY guest, ending in a reveal of how it actually went down. How close will they come to your real life dating story? And of course, they finish it with peanut butter cake recipes. Do you feel famous yet? Who are you wearing? NO AUTOGRAPHSPLEASE!

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  • worldwide intl
    So funny
    Please release the Patreon eps!
  • Sidney4568
    Let’s play the quiet game!
    Their unhinged joy and enthusiasm is infectious! The perfect soundtrack to quiet game date night with my hunny. P.S. Please release more soon so that I can listen to the return of Lauren Lapkus episode! I haven’t listened yet because I refuse to live in a world without a new episode waiting for me!
  • Noi moi
    Pure love
    Love this show! New eps/recaps on Patreon have been locked for too long! Please set them free!!!
  • MargTheo
    More eps!
    I found this podcast only recently; there aren’t nearly enough episodes! Love it!
  • Rainbow_Sally
    Why and When?!?!
    Why have there not been more episodes and when will there be more?!?! More, please!
  • RobertoLuis2
    Very hilarious
    WHEN WILL THERE BE MORE EPISODES?!?! I NEED TO LAUGH!!! I came over from WYATR and I loved this. Made me laugh. Please please please never eat while recording another episode. The mouth sounds….noooo
  • Suwoo
    Bring them back!!!
    Please 😊
  • Triscuit_Girl
    Instant serotonin boost!
    When I listen to this with headphones my family is always asking what I'm cracking up about. I try to explain the premise, and they look at me like I'm a PB Fit mug cake. I laugh until I'm dizzy with this one. The theme song is kind of a banger too!
  • KristenSide
    Perfection
    I love this show. Arden and Bryan's chaotic chemistry is hilarious and addictive. I need more episodes!
  • Sim Harpert
    10/10 Panty Shorts
    I tell all my clients, this show is unhinged perfection.
  • MadddyK2
    10/10
    Paul F Tompkins episode had me howling 😩😭
  • genders_aplenty
    S2 pls!
    Love these two, love all their fabulous guests, and of course the production team™ !!! Arden
  • firenze721
    PLEASE GIVE US A SEASON 2!
    this show has everything: current events(ish), improv games, relationship talk (via horrendous real life first date conversation), AND a cooking segment! Revolutionary podcasting, no notes. Other than of course I need more episodes!
  • badiiie with a phatieeeee
    Yes
    👠👠👠👠👠/👠👠👠👠👠
  • LI Genevieve
    A must listen
    The funniest & best kind of chaos! Just perfect to brighten the day
  • Sam_i_Am_5
    More crab legs!
    I felt crazy on my drive into work because of this chaotic energy, but I could not stop laughing! Keep it coming! 🦀🍋
  • exit343
    Delightful chaos
    PLEASE COME BACK! I need a season 2 to LOL at
  • Vaneshoe
    Brings me happiness
    This show makes me so happy!! Please come back for another season!
  • SteveJake
    Love this
    Loved the hosts already, love the podcast so much already after episode 1.. and I’m a massive fan of Lauren Lapkus and Paul F Tompkins, so I know for a fact I will love episodes 2 and 3. Stoked to listen to them and then listen to this podcast weekly! (Update) I absolutely loved every episode. I miss it!!!!
  • Amanda0794
    More episodes!!!
    This show is laugh out loud funny I neeeed more episodes!!!!
  • SrahChar
    More please!
    Love this show so much. It’s an instant good mood. When I tell people to listen, I say Bryan is the funniest person on the planet, and I believe that 100%. The friendship he and Arden share is so comforting and fun. Can’t wait for new season!!
  • Coolpodcastbro
    Thrilling !! Two thumbs up!!! What’a show!!
    I’ve tried to explain this podcast to friends but when I do their facial expressions range from confused to concerned for me, so just do your self a favor Hunny and listen !!!
  • Jessfpetersen
    Bryan’s clients need him
    It has been too long and we need an appointment.
  • GASsoccer
    More episodes pease 😂
    More episodes pease 😂
  • samelaaa
    We need more!!
    Where do I report awful first date lines? Is Boebert giving NAPs energy or is she just awful? What should I do with this PB Fit and can of pumpkin? I am lost without the the dulcet tones of Arden and Bryan! IM IN ACADEMIA, IM AN ACADEMIC AND I NEED MORE!!!
  • Kingofmycountry
    Come back
    Is this coming back?! I love this show!
  • kitkatpetty
    Fun, joyful, gourmand
    Love Arden and Bryan from their other podcasts and love the two of them together! This podcast is like an espresso shot of joy and chaos!
  • attiudeofgratitude
    love this pod!
    unhinged and amazing! definitely adding to my rotation!
  • Reddpony79
    Pure Chaos!
    You nailed it! No notes! We need a second season of this magical chaos.
  • Jimbobsama
    Hilarious
    Love this collaboration and the improv.
  • alexa-s
    PB fantastic
    was i apprehensive at first? yes, but after a decade of listening to bryan safi on podcasts i knew he would never steer me wrong! i ended up listening to the whole first season in a week and was simply gleeful at the lauren lapkus redemption arc. i hope there’s a s2!
  • Lori "No Nickname" G.
    Pure fun
    As someone who is often criticized for talking too fast, it is saying something that I often have to check this podcast to see if I accidentally hit the 1.5 speed playback. This podcast is chaos in the best way.
  • Micheesy
    PB2 and Improv, wooo!
    Question: what’s better than microwave cake and discussing people’s delusions? Answer: NOTHING! You guys make my morning commute a party. Don’t ever stop making this.
  • mrshoffy
    I need these two to be my BFFs
    So much fun, so silly! We need a Season 2! 🥜🎃☕️🍰
  • m o p t o p
    Something is missing in my life
    More opportunities to go on the ride that is No Autographs Please! I anxiously await more microwave treat endeavors. It’ll be interesting to see if there’s a new challenging delicacy in Season 2.
  • Cksnsjxksnwslc
    PB FIT fanatic!
    CROSSING ALL MY FINGERS FOR A SEASON 2
  • Nawtykitty245
    Luv It!
    Love the insanity, and here for the PB Fit! Second helping please!
  • LunaMindscapes
    🥜🧈
    Can’t wait for season 2!!
  • Baby I Can Build a Castle
    MORE!
    My heart. stopped. When I saw No Autographs Please back at the top of my feed but it’s just an ad for another podcast. We need more episodes now! No podcast has ever been so unhinged! Give the people more!
  • ladyk801444
    this pod gives my life meaning
    as one of Bryans clients, I can’t vouch for this podcast enough! always makes my day and i’ve loved the PB fit journey. I NEED season 2!!
  • jasonhoggan
    Arden’s giggle makes me giggle
    I’m an OG Attitudes! fan and I had no idea something was still missing from my life. You two are hilarious and so cute with each other. Arden, Bryan always says my name wrong on Attitudes. You give it a shot. - Jason Hoggan 🤣
  • Krazz
    Two of the funniest Podcasters out there!
    I can’t tell you how funny these two are every week with their guests and their microwaved cakes, and their improv… Everything is perfection, and I love them so much. Go listen! Five stars!
  • katichala
    Second season please!
    Absurd yet wonderful. Such a strange mashup of activities from strange and hilarious hosts. A bit like being at a live improv show- you never know what twists and turns it will take. My sister and I both listen (after listening to Attitudes! for a decade) and are now consuming Costco-size containers of PB Fit. Hello sponsorship opportunity! No Autographs Please needs to be sponsored by the microwave industry top.
  • Knsharp77
    Big NAP Energy
    This show is the BEST. So funny, so wholesome (in the “baking” aspect), and such easy listening. Love Arden and her beautiful baby boy. Keep them coming!
  • Apptasticlly
    This makes my life complete
    I needed another podcast since my fav WYATR was off season and of course this fit the bill since I love both Bryan and Arden. It’s the perfect mash up of unhinged hilarious glory and batsheet dating lines I never knew I needed. I’ve been having a PB Fit of a time with this show!
  • Kimmy Boo Ca$h Money
    10 out of 10 PB fit stars
    Amazzzzzzballs! Love this pod so much! I look forward to it every week! Thank you for the lighthearted laughs!
  • Eli-Ruth
    You’ll never laugh harder at anything else!
    Bryan and Arden have the energy of 15,000 AA Energizer Batteries and I am HERE for it! They are hilarious and they feed off of each other and keep me on the edge of my yoga mat. No other duo can make me laugh so hard WHILE trying to work out :-P. It’s the best! PB FIT SPONSORSHIP IS A MUST!
  • Fousheezy
    A hilarious good time
    I am a long time fan of Arden so listening to her and Bryan hang out with a guest each week is an absolute delight. So many laughs! Each episode leaves me smiling. I can’t wait for more!
  • kylidica
    Living off PB Fit and this podcast
    I need an infusion of this podcast each week to have a reason to live. Please renew it so they can make a mug cake and I can hold my breath for the result.
  • SurlyGrrrl
    I definitely listen to this podcast of my own free will
    No one is forcing me, I swear.
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